OZONE

a term used when someone is constantly spaced out and or constantly concerned about their appearance, specifically hair, using massive amounts of hairspray at inappropriate times; leading to the depletion of the ozone layer.

Wow, that girl is such an Ozone.

by blogga200000000007 May 23, 2011

ozoned

busted, broken, dead, or otherwise not working.
stems from out of order and the molecule ozone, which is 3 oxygen atoms.

Out Of Order = O.O.O. = O3 = Ozone

That stupid vending machine ozoned on me! Took my dollar and didn't give me a Dr Pepper!

by Lemm November 23, 2006

Ozone

A popular band in Europe, specifically Muldova (a country located right next to Romania). Famous for the song 'Dragostea Din Tei' or as other people know it, the 'Numa Numa' song.

'Maiihiii, maiihaa'--lyrics from Ozone's 'Dragostea Din Tei'

by S-a-r-a January 10, 2006

Ozone

1) Something that nobody gives a fuck about.

2) A protective layer in the stratosphere that keeps warmth in, radiation out, and let's the ladies lay out in bikinis for more than five minutes without turning into beef jerky

Yo Tommy, let's go to the beach. It's an ozone advisory day, so it won't be too crowded.

by The Jamus May 24, 2004

Ozone

AKA aerials, a South African term used to refer to the residual smoke from weed. Therefore, Ozone is used to refer to the same thing as the residual smoke.

Unc. Bieper smokes a lot, his room is always full of the Ozone.

Therefore, fighting for the ozone can also mean refusing to open up windows of a room used when smoking.

by Solwazi April 30, 2021

ozoning

To feed the garden by jerking off into the ozoning area.

When dude watches porn outside and sperms into the garden, he's ozoning.

by calistross June 1, 2020

Ozone

Where you go when you get really stoned.
That altered state of conciousness between awake and asleep where you think of nothing specific and everything in general.

I cant do it now man, I'm really in the ozone.
Did you hear that guy? He's in the ozone.

by wright May 23, 2005