oxy moron

Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.
Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!
by Ed Rogers June 17, 2004
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oxy moron

Someone who does stupid things because of their Oxycontin addiction.
Joey wouldn't have tried robbing that liquor store with a plastic fork if he wasn't such a damn oxy moron.
by therealpaulwithap July 02, 2009
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by Daisy Ann August 03, 2005
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Oxy-Moron

My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.
by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019
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Oxy-moron

There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.
Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.
by Jaysterdamus June 24, 2011
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Oxy-moron

Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.
niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."

Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."
by DJ Dialectic July 23, 2010
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