owen joyner

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.

Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner

by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021

The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

by Meckma October 6, 2021

Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Smith-Owen

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.

That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.

by Dave1023 June 1, 2009

Clive Owen

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

Owen O'Reilly

He got a big ass. fattest ass I know belongs to Owen Oreilly.

Damn Owen O'Reilly got a fat ass... and a Fat Cock!

I want to fuck that ass.

by Big big 2 April 29, 2020

Grayson Owens Charm

1) to have someone completely mad at you like you again after an extremely short period of time.

2) Having the ability to attract the most psychotic and crazy girls there are

3) Being able to be a complete jerk but still having everyone like you.

1) "hey are you still mad at him?" "Nah, he's got that Grayson Owens charm!"

2) "dang that dude's had like ten stalkers!" "haha no doubt, he's got that Grayson Owens Charm"

by thegreysun April 10, 2010