free oldies

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.

jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.

by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

ownies

A nicer less aggressive way of saying 'owned'.

ownies (c)2000 fear.uk

by Steven Timms May 17, 2003

owies

The Owies, is the gweatest cwub ever! We are best fwends,and we wuv each other! We have fwends called the Hee Hee Club. When we iz sad, we say Ohhh! when we iz happy,we say YAY!, and we are smiwee wittle happy faces! YaY!

OWIE YAY!!!!

....me no no, sowee.

Ohhh!

YAY! I wuv Owies!

by Owie Richard December 15, 2008

free oldies

Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".

Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.

guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.

dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.

by Shenmoo June 17, 2004

bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.

yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down

by mcgriddlelad December 18, 2012

golden oldies

60s through 80s

Golden oldies music is awesome

by scullscan July 16, 2015

Oldies

Non-derogatory word to describe an older generation (70s & above) of people that usually frequent community senior centers, parks etc.

I just seen a bunch of oldies playing bingo in the cafeteria.

by Dandelion V April 12, 2025