Ovaltine

A sexual act in which a male collects his semen,either manually or with a partner, and dehydrates it (typically using a commercial food dehydrator). Later, a sexual partner re-constitutes the dehydrated semen in a glass of milk and consumes it.

This practice may be localized to the greater New Orlenas area.

I can't believe he ovaltined that girl! What a creep!

by ARAJAY August 28, 2008

Ovaltine

A crummy commercial.

*after cracking a secret code*
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

by billberto April 07, 2005

Ovaltine

The female act of teabagging
Without the equipment to fully teabag a female version is the act of dropping ones Ovaries (intact of course) onto the forehead of another person.

I Ovaltined that guy until his forehead bled.

or

In reference to Video Games:

After I blew that guy up I Ovaltined him just to show him girls can play too.

by Freakgrl24 February 11, 2005

Ovaltine

A black guy who gets with a white girl.

"If you were some milk, I'd be like Ovaltine
We'd get some brown in you if you know what I mean"
-Rod Benson

by Boom Tho April 23, 2008

Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.

I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.

by iamxander November 06, 2010

Ovaltine Armwrestle

When, two guys tie their penis' together and try to put on overalls.

"Hey, why aren't Bobby and Jimmy at the hodown?"

"They got caught in an Ovaltine Armwrestle."

"Wow, that sucks."

by Herm Plunkers July 08, 2006

Aldo Ovaltine

A small, angry little fellow that dick rides Red Hot Chili Peppers, and has probably frequently stalked every member until sexually satisfied.

Guy 1: "hey aldo, how ya doing man?"

Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"

Guy 1: "no"

Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"

by Otis Gould October 11, 2011