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Ovaltine Surprise
During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.
I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.
Ovaltine Surprise by iamxander November 7, 2010
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ovaltine
Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.
We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.
Ovaltine
Ovaltine, aka "the O" and "chocolate black magic", is a highly addictive substance. When you put it in your coffee in the morning the elixir becomes a double threat (like James Franco) and doubly addictive.
Person 1:"Dude I was so hopped up on the O this morning!"
Person 2:"Fricking choco-black magic bro!"
Person 1:"I now lead a more productive life because of Ovaltine and coffee!"
Person 2:"Fricking choco-black magic bro!"
Person 1:"I now lead a more productive life because of Ovaltine and coffee!"
Ovaltine by coffeehipster September 29, 2013
Ovaltine
A powder mix consisting of egg malt, and countless preservitives. Added to milk, mocha fraps, ice cream, and just about everything to make the world a much tasteir place. Their motto: "More Ovaltine please!".
Ovaltine by Scandinavian 2x4 November 18, 2003
Ovaltine
Chocolate milk that is a healthier option than Nesquik and all other inferior types of chocolate milk.
Good for drinking or taking a few bumps.
Good for drinking or taking a few bumps.
More Ovaltine please!
Ovaltine by 3htgwruoj;ouR June 13, 2007
Ovaltine Armwrestle
"Hey, why aren't Bobby and Jimmy at the hodown?"
"They got caught in an Ovaltine Armwrestle."
"Wow, that sucks."
"They got caught in an Ovaltine Armwrestle."
"Wow, that sucks."
Ovaltine Armwrestle by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006
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