wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021

dusty otter

To lather ones taint with Vaseline, then sitting in a fine powder, preferably and most often sawdust, a variation on the other aquatic mammal referencing female genitalia: the beaver.

Stacey pocketed the Vaseline and made her way to her fathers workshop to give herself a

dusty otter.

by Netroplun May 12, 2014

Hairy Otter

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

Otter Cough

the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.

Damn that otter cough was intense, why does somthign so tasty make you cough?

by sempai73 October 3, 2008

ottermania

A severe fixation on otters that impairs a person’s life and work, and sometimes even sleep.

It became clear to her colleagues that she had delved into complete ottermania when she was sadly found trying to float in the workplace bathroom sink while slamming a small rock onto a crustacean.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

ottermind

When you choose to believe that you are an otter, to avoid being emotionally or psychologically present.

I knew that the CEO had called the meeting to announce something of great corporate significance but instead I chose ottermind.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

We should be friends more often

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.

Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you

by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009