Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

Outernet

External reality, unlike the Internet which is the internal reality.

I've spent too much time on the Internet, i need to get a life on the Outernet.

by jfp October 27, 2007

Sloane Osterfeld

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty

She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld

by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018

Harrison Osterfield

The hot best friend of Tom Holland.

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."

by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017

ostensible

appearing as such but not necessarily so

the second horse was the ostensible winner

pouser

by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

ostensibly

Outwardly, Supposedly. The most likely assumption

The ostensibly heterosexual man keeps threatening to shove things up his co-workers asses. The No Child Left Behind Act is ostensibly for improving education.

by Jimmer September 3, 2004

ostermeyer

german word for a player. a guy who gets all girls. straight gangsta.

That ostermeyer gets all of the ladies.

by muhhamed September 30, 2006