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Osteoporosis 

Osteoporosis is a magical disease that little boys who can’t walk with a straight posture because the amount of dick they take is too much for them.
Have you seen that boy who takes dick

Yeh he has ‘osteoporosis’
Osteoporosis by Ur dirty nan November 24, 2021

osteoporosis 

I have osteoporosis
osteoporosis by Ghost_ew April 12, 2022

Testicular Osteoporosis 

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum
Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

osteopornosis 

A diagnosis of when a man has jerked his dick so much that his arm has adopted to a position of ease to no longer provide stress on the forearm. Also when one forearm is extremely larger than the other.
Damn man, I thought Jerry been wearing the wrist brace cause he had carpal tunnel surgery, Hell come to find out he just had a bad case of osteopornosis.
osteopornosis by picmeup March 2, 2009

osteopornosis 

That Kevin's a real pervert - I hear he's got osteopornosis.
osteopornosis by kynon May 30, 2005

Osteopornosis 

It’s a degenerate disease that developes after exsessive stress has been applied to the body from actively watching porn, extensively using parts of your body to reach orgasm. The disease can affect any part of your skeletal structure that has been used to acquire sexual satisfaction. Common areas that are affected by osteopornosis are hands, wrist, jaw, pelvis, back, knees, neck, coccyx(tailbone). There is no cure but there are preventative measures that can be taken to reduce the risk of developing osteopornosis
The porn star had to quit her job after developing osteopornosis from repeatedly having her legs bent behind her ears.