Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.
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Contrary to myth, Paul Oakenfold does not possess supernatural powers. However, he does cast Trance Magic when he is low on hit points (known best as a "limit break").
Contrary to myth, Paul Oakenfold does not possess supernatural powers. However, he does cast Trance Magic when he is low on hit points (known best as a "limit break").
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Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome
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on the ostensible layer, me & that ho are not together; however we still live together, have sex, and are engaged to be married next june.
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