Otsego

Otsego is a city located in Michigan, a town in Minnesota, and a county in New York. Wayne Static of Static-X attended college near Otsego Michigan. He found the town so depressing that he named the song "Otsegolation" after it. On every album after the first there is an Otsego song: Otsego Undead, Otsegolectric, and finally Otsego Amigo. The reason why three more Otsego songs were writen is unclear.

Listen to all four Otsego songs and figure it out.

by Josh Bessler June 28, 2005

Oregon mist

A very fine mist commonly experienced in Oregon. It's not rain or mist. it's light 100% humidity.

I looked outside and the streets were wet but it didn't look like it was raining. I went for a walk and now I'm wet, must me the Oregon mist.

by bnbmike October 4, 2008

Oregon chimney sweeper

This is a sexual act. It requires at least 3 people and is similar to shotgunning weed. The first person takes a hit and exhales it into the second person's asshole. Then, the third person inhales it from the asshole. Ideally you will have more than three people, and can continue this until the smoke dissapates.

Dude, you want to do the Oregon chimney sweeper tonight?

Yeah I'll bring Tony and Casey!!!

by Yeeshia May 30, 2017

Oregon

Wonderland. Eden. Serenity. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful.
Dont visit we don't want you.

Dont visit we don't want you.

by ike December 30, 2003

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet

by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009

oregon trail

Arguably the most classic of classic computer games. The best version will always be the original DOS release.

It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.

Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford the Snake River and all my fucking oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::

by One of those college-aged kids who remembers playing it in third grade April 12, 2005

Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.

Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!

by BMOH April 6, 2009