Orphan Tears

Street slang for the drug Dextromethorphan (DXM), a common active ingredient found in many over-the-counter cough suppressant cold medicines, is used as a recreational drug for its dissociative effects. Taken in large doses, hallucinogenic experiences are common.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic.
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget.

by Dictonator69 September 11, 2013

Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

orphone

A cellphone that has gone missing for days on end. A phone without a home.

I have looked all over the house and checked several lost-and-founds for my phone, but I can't find it anywhere. Please come home, little orphone!

by drwhat June 12, 2013

oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.

by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011

Oprah Winfrey

The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!

Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!

by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013

Orphan

A formal word used to describe ones dinner

Have you tried eating the orphans? They're fucking delicious

by BiffTheGooseFucker March 7, 2021

orphanage

fine dining if you ask me.

hey babe where are going to eat
only the best for my love. the orphanage

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019