An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i'm just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!
BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.
BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.
by too cool for my name September 26, 2008
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by Eliza Elvive March 30, 2020
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A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)
as you scroll down or go past the first page.
Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.
Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.
Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)
as you scroll down or go past the first page.
Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.
Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.
Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"
I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"
I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
by folkish February 11, 2010
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by Gig1780y May 20, 2018
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2.) What the templar's sky fortress rumble is called
3.when you get an app and it makes you do a inescapable, one week trial and makes you pay for it for the trial
2.) What the templar's sky fortress rumble is called
3.when you get an app and it makes you do a inescapable, one week trial and makes you pay for it for the trial
1.) You are acussed for stealing for killing in the royal forest, to prove your innocence, you must punch this bear in the face
2.)*distant fighting and a screaming female could be heard*
Intelligence expert: Did she logged back in and tried to do all her drills?
Tactical officer: yes.
Intelligence expert: trial by ordeal with the templar?
Tactical officer: at least she ain't getting fucked by him.
PC during the rumble: *LET ME LAND A FUCKING HIT ON YOU!*
3.)dude this app thrown a Trial by ordeal on me
2.)*distant fighting and a screaming female could be heard*
Intelligence expert: Did she logged back in and tried to do all her drills?
Tactical officer: yes.
Intelligence expert: trial by ordeal with the templar?
Tactical officer: at least she ain't getting fucked by him.
PC during the rumble: *LET ME LAND A FUCKING HIT ON YOU!*
3.)dude this app thrown a Trial by ordeal on me
by HAFFLEPAFF June 17, 2019
Get the Trial by ordeal mug.A cosmetics company that produces rather cheap products, all of which are tested on animals without guilt. Don't question these people about anything they do, because they are also very rude.
The other day I bought some l'oreal mascara, not only did it work like crap, but I also had to bear the burden of knowing that I bought something that was ruthlessly tested on animals.
I'm not buying anymore l'oreal products!
I'm not buying anymore l'oreal products!
by liziath January 21, 2007
Get the l'oreal mug.adj: (also ordelic) describes a situation where one would experience a stressful, traumatic or otherwise uncomfortable event ot series of events
Jason's visit to the department of motor vehicles was ordealic because he waited on line for about four hours and visited many clerks only to be told that the vehicle he had purchased was stolen.
by dkarez4u March 17, 2010
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