optimax

an outboard boat motor made by Mercury. When attached to your boat, it will be capable of hypersonic speeds.

Guy 1: ' you wanna take the boat out this weekend, I got the new optimax.
Guy 2: hell ya, I wanna go fast.

by steelheader March 10, 2008

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optimal swag

people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic

josh colin and phil have optimal swag

by swager6 September 2, 2010

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A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.

John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"

by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

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optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

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Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning

Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.

by Ryanatcollege May 16, 2005

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