The mega province of Canada. Population 12 million+ with a population density of about 16.8 people per sq km. Shares borders with Manitoba, Quebec, New York and Michigan. To the north is Hudson Bay and to the South is Lake Superior, Lake Huron, Lake Erie, Lake Ontario, Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Ontario is the economic engine of Canada. It contains Canada's largest cities. However most of the popultion lives in South Ontario (approx. 11.6 million) and lesser to the north (approx. 400,000). But North Ontaio has its cities (Sudbury, Thunder Bay, North bay). South Ontario however is one of the most densist places in North America. With major cities like: Toronto (nation's biggest city and provincial capital), Hamilton (The most populous Hamilton), Ottawa (nation's capital), Kingston, London (For defenition of this city check London, Ontario), Windsor and Kitchner.
Ontario is highly sterotyped by the rest of Canada. But what they don't relise if it wasn't for us, there wouldn't be a Canada.
Ontario is also called an election backbone becuase it accounts for more than 30% of the votes in an Canadian Election.
Ontario is the economic engine of Canada. It contains Canada's largest cities. However most of the popultion lives in South Ontario (approx. 11.6 million) and lesser to the north (approx. 400,000). But North Ontaio has its cities (Sudbury, Thunder Bay, North bay). South Ontario however is one of the most densist places in North America. With major cities like: Toronto (nation's biggest city and provincial capital), Hamilton (The most populous Hamilton), Ottawa (nation's capital), Kingston, London (For defenition of this city check London, Ontario), Windsor and Kitchner.
Ontario is highly sterotyped by the rest of Canada. But what they don't relise if it wasn't for us, there wouldn't be a Canada.
Ontario is also called an election backbone becuase it accounts for more than 30% of the votes in an Canadian Election.
Ontario... The land of everything!!
by Some1tobe June 30, 2006
Get the Ontariomug. A state of physically and/or mental condition where you are at a party and became so fucked up you lose all sense of reality and end up blacking out.
by hristool December 6, 2017
Get the Ontariomug. 
Get the Ontariomug. A really bland province in Canada.
Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.
Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.
Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.
Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.
Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
I don't know what to say about Ontario. It's kind of like the mashed potatoes without the gravy.
I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.
Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.
Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.
Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.
Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
by Just don't like lame places August 4, 2009
Get the Ontariomug. Dispite misconceptions of a Canadian Providence, Ontario is actually a small town in Upstate New York settled on the shore of Lake Ontario and divided by RT 104. Home to a Nuclear Power Plant, Wayne Central School District, and Ontario Video and News, Ontario represents the typical rural farming town outside of the Greater Rochester Area.
by Chelsean May 11, 2006
Get the Ontariomug. The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.
The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.
by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016
Get the Cornwall, Ontariomug. Anyone from Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Vaughan, Markham, Windsor, Kitchener, Barrie or the surrounding areas that have no idea the rest of Ontario even exists.
by watrulookingm8 November 2, 2020
Get the Southern Ontariomug.