one day

Euphemistic way of saying never.

My mum told me I'll be president one day.

by One Day I'll get a name January 13, 2009

one of these days

You have one more chance and then it happens.

Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.

by Cant_even January 18, 2018

one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

One day

April 1st

One day we shall go on a date (April 1st)

by Ac99 March 29, 2017

shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019

One Day Weekend

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.

School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.

by Goat The Man December 31, 2008

one day flu

Excuse to miss school for an event.

Man mom i have the one day flu.

by Orgasmic Velociraptor December 12, 2016