My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019

My Dick

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008

My dick

Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.

Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!

by Gray. July 26, 2010

as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

by jhonneer December 19, 2008

My dick

My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 27, 2011

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020