blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

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blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

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Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

by Muckeroo July 23, 2010