Homo immortalis omnipotent

The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent

Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent

by Raumship One March 19, 2021

Omnipotence

Having unlimited or universal power.

Is God's omnipotence so vast that he could microwave a burrito so hot that he could not eat?

by Carne de Rez December 23, 2011

Omnipotent Rat

The rat who makes all of da rules.

John: Hey Brad, did you hear of the Omnipotent Rat?

Brad: No

John: Well, he can hear you

by Joshawot June 5, 2021

omnipotent

the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.

whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.

by the omnipotent..aka me. April 9, 2009

The Omnipotent Emperor

A divine godly being with the power to do anything. A former member of the Celestial Council.

Hashem (The One Without a Name) (God)

Pray, He will respond. The Omnipotent Emperor will save you.

by TheDemocraticEmpire August 30, 2022

omnipotent weed

Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.

Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"

Justin Case: "Really?"

Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."

Justin Case: "That's heavy man."

by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010

Omnipotence

A state of being all-powerfull and all mighty. This being is something you don't want to fuck with. If you ever try to challenge it to a fight, you automatically lose, because the omnipotent being is just that powerful. Omnipotence is the ability to have unlimited power and give off extraordinary amount of output. No one in the omniverse could take on this being, as a matter of fact, the omnipotent being created ALL EXISTANCE and he can become all existance itself. This being is the prime master of all reality, time, and space. It's invincible and can NEVER BE BEATEN BY ANYBODY and has absolutely no weaknesses, which therefore makes it immune to anything. This being even created an angel that later became Satan. If this godly entity wanted, he could wipe out Satan and his dimension in an instant and do away with all evil. If you're omnipotent, you can do absoluetly ANYTHING you want, no matter how impossible and ridiculous it sounds, an omnipotent being can easily get it done without difficulty and with 0% effort. This being has all knowledge of the universe as well, so it knows absolutely anything. Omnipotenc is technically a "God".

Guy 1: Hey I bet you can't do the things God can do.

Guy 2: God? Who's that?

Guy 1: God is an all mighty being with omnipotence

Guy 2: Well what can he do what I can't do?

Guy 1: It can walk on water, It can spy on all hot chicks all at the same time, it can shape shift into anything, it can bench press a Universe, or even an Omniverse, it knows absolutely ANYTHING, it can see everything simultaneously, it can fuck up reality by just thinking about it, it can manipulate time, it can control your fate, it can predict your future, it can destroy and re-create dimensions....

Guy 2: Okay! I get it! It can do anything! Just shut the hell up!

by Mr. Ice Cream Man May 11, 2013