oldsmoboat's law

This law states that when a thread title says "Funny" or implies that it will be, it won't be.

The thread title said "Funny Video" but the funnay was not found.

by oldsmoboat June 27, 2005

oldmeldrum

A town in the north east of Scotland where gangs of p5's roam the streets and elderly folks feel too threatened to leave the Oldmeldrum Community Café.

A place where litter isn't tolerated, it is essential to cross with the lolly pop man and where someone couldn't fit the whole word into the bio limit of twitter and shortened it to "Meldrum".

Neighbouring and also has to go there to get any supplies or shopping such as terry's chocolate oranges, placemats or your old relative that you left overnight at Tesco's.

Bread is scarce.

Person 1 : Damn it we left Grandad at New look again.
Person 2 : Just leave him, we just got back to oldmeldrum.

by butter0193010 January 7, 2017

oldsmobile

A mustang destroyer

My 2000 Oldsmobile Alero kicks your 2003 Ford Mustangs ass when racing.

by BurritoSupreme August 23, 2008

oldsmobile

car kept by an old person... giving the illusion that its an old person car. But actually when given to a young person, the power, beauty and pimpness come out.

I love your oldsmobile

by Tim Mears March 4, 2003

Oldsmobile Silhouette

The greatest minivan ever produced. It has been described as a "fire-breathing grocery-getter," equipped with a fairly powerful 3.1L, 3.4L or 3.8L V6. Introduced in 1990 and discontinued in 2004, one of the three "dustbuster" minivans produced by GM (see Pontiac Trans Sport, Chevy Lumina). Has more low-end torque than an identically-equipped sedan, since it hauls more cargo (ie seven people plus things). If the seats are removed, it beats some pickups in cargo room. People are surprised when they pass me, thinking that because I'm driving a minivan I must be going slow, when I pass them up by accelerating to 100 MPH.

Don't fuck with the Oldsmobile Silhouette. Ownzer.

by Daniel Richards March 18, 2004

Oldsmobile 455

One mother f'er of a engine producing 500+ ft/pds of Torque. Used in many applications, from Land Barges to Marine and Industrial/Agricultural uses, including RVs.

Torque is King Period.

My Oldsmobile 455 doesn't need to rev Che\/y Boy, Torque will kick your a$$

My Cutlass just blew your Must@ng GT' s doors off.

What, my Gutlass Cutlass just outran your No\/a.. darn

by Dr. Oldsmobile August 4, 2008

gay oldman

1) When you want to search about Gary Oldman in google and forgot the "r".

2) The other way round

My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?

Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.

Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.

by kdrng June 5, 2016