The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from
by the fatness December 10, 2011
by Jmg342 December 30, 2017
In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing
50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.
on some old (blank) shit
on some old (blank) shit
by TheMadScientist September 26, 2007
Get the old enough to shit old enough to hit mug.
Example 1:
Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.
Example 2:
Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.
Example 2:
Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015
by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022
An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023