The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
by Bdamn November 19, 2010
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
by SlopNChop May 27, 2017
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic January 28, 2011
An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.
by bige24 August 09, 2011
by Thicc nugg June 17, 2019
The Syrup at ihop named old fashion. The MLC Screamo band from Oklahoma made a hand signal named the "old fashion" by putting your hand behind your head but not on your head. It was created by just messing around at ihop on a late friday night. They use the old fashion in a hand shake, throwing stuff and just a simple wave of the old fashion. You must yell out "Old Fashion" when doing the old fashion.
I can I get a Old Fashion hand shake
by MLCFC September 07, 2010
Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.
When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.
by Starchylde May 27, 2016