Oklahoman

One who is too stupid to know how useless and lame they are

Damn look at those people injecting bleach and eating horse paste, they must be Oklahoman.

by lyricalwordsmith13 February 14, 2023

Oklahoman Food Fight

Tossing one food item between two or more indigent homeless and watching them battle for supremacy; giggles.

An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight. Thus resulting in a apparent Oklahoman Food Fight.

by Stanley Livingston January 12, 2008

oklahomitis

a terrible infectious disease known to the state of texas to be found in all oklahomites, its symptoms include low morale and overall terrible behavior (and obviously the random consumption of bad beer)

oh gosh, i think john came down with a serious case of oklahomitis, we better stay away.

by Dr. Dallas November 11, 2020

Oklahoman Storm Chaser

the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..

The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.

"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"

by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023

Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.

John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"

by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025

Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.

The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.

by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025