Somn-Onanist

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

Ojai

A small town in California in Ventura County known for hippies, art and old folks. Kids don't like it but adults LOVE Ojai as it is beautiful and safe. Growing up there I remember taking the red and green trolly, riding my bike or walking everywhere! Ojai does not have chain restaurants/ stores in the city limits which gives it even more of a small town feel. The population is around 9,000.

Ojai- a small hippy town in California

by DeannaD August 4, 2008

otani

A sweet girl who cares about everyone, always tries her hardest to make people happy. Extremely hot and loving to the people that mean the most to her

Gosh look at how hot otani is

by If Twain day May 22, 2018

Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

Obanism

A religion were Obie Wan Kanobi is our main God and Savior. Followed by three minor Gods: Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun from Teletubbies. The end will come when Fermi rises and Obie will defeat him. discovered by Chris Donald in 504 BCE

"Are you Obanist? Obanism is the only true religion."

"Yes, Obie is my savior."

by ChrisDonald1972 October 4, 2019

onani

Japanese way of saying masturbation.

Josh: Man I'm so stressed.
Elucid: Go do some onani.

by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 5, 2007

onanism

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

by pinkpill December 1, 2004