observe

To sit back and pay attention

She observed everything that was going on around her, then she made her move

by @surrenderwasapose December 28, 2017

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009

coochi oiler

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)

My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.

by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

Observater

Variant of the word observator, a term used to discribe a person who conducts or implements the act of visual inspection or investigation.

The observater was trusted for pointing all the minor cracks on the wall of the recently repaired vessel

by Danondanyo May 23, 2020

observist

A person who holds the belief or the doctrine of observing while retaining their distance from the observation.

An observist holds up the empty glass and does not see it as lacking or as promising but as a lens through which to view the room.

by Deborah Lehman April 11, 2008

observer

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker

marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone
crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all

by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018