Ohman

Ohman (think O-Ring) is a burnt up asshole from hot food, bad draft beer, etc.
Named after the rp of the Cubs, Will "I ever get anyone out? Oh, Man!!" Ohman.

My Ohman was so bad I swear my ass looked like the back of the Batmobile.

by Desipio May 1, 2006

Ohmanimdriving

{Oh-Man-Im-Driving} Verb: To all of the sudden realize after being involved in an intense conversation, just plain spacing out or drunk in a golf cart, that YOU ARE IN FACT DRIVING!; Going through the motions while your mind is elsewhere; Most often used as an expression;

Noun: A sudden thought or occurrence, usually out of left field or outside of the box; Just realizing something for the first time; to pull an ohmanimdriving;

The opposite of Deja-vu unless you experience it often;

"I can't wait to get home and eat this burrito...mmm I have fudgsicles in the freezer too...I wonder if it's supposed to snow again today...it looks like it might...I'm not looking forward to going back to work...I'll probably get yelled at again for something stupid...maybe I should just quit...but what would I do...hey this is a pretty sweet curve! ...Ohmanimdriving!"

"I just totally pulled an ohmanimdriving while talking to you on the cell...where am I going anyways? I think my turn was back there..."

I couldn't figure out the next step...then ohmanimdriving there it was the whole time in front of me!(geez, you'd figure I could come up with something better than that?)

by Haz-Ben(B-Team) January 26, 2010

ohnahnah

oops i did it again.

Damn, I pissed myself. Ohnahnah.

by Pattie Neumann January 12, 2009

ohmann

The only logical definition is a sexy girl. She's got skills to turn anyone on.

1. Any ohmanns at this club?

by WhoDaNeko October 9, 2016

Öhman

To have a period or disease of nearly unconsciousness.

"Oh my god he went so Öhman!"

by Mjølbjørn May 11, 2017

ohmahgherdd

It's an exasperated "omg"

Bob: what's a meme
Joe: Ohmahgherdd everyone knows what a meme is!

by Emo life May 4, 2018

ohmangoddamn

Known as the coolest dude on the block. He levels up in PluspyBot so fast he’s like the flash of iFunny. He’s so great at 2k that he can break ankles faster than Kobe. If you ever meet ohmangoddamn, you’re lucky. He’s mean to everyone so don’t take any offense to it.

“Damn have you ever met ohmangoddamn?”
“Yeah, I was lucky enough to join a gc that had him in it, he’s so cool!”

by fuckingrard03 November 24, 2018