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by 🌽 September 27, 2019
Get the Ohio mug.Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".
Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".
Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)
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An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.
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1. We are all made of corn.
2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to -2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an iPhone 6.
1. We are all made of corn.
2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to -2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an iPhone 6.
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