offtage

when the situation is more than an offt. when recieving lots of news at once and offt is not enough to describe the situation.

John: did you hear what happened to Ally?
Joe: No what happened bro?
John: she got pregnant told her parents they got pissed off then kicked her out, she went crying to her boyfriend to tell him bout the pregnancy and what her parents did, her boyfriend freaked out and just ran out on her!
Joe: Thats offtage bro!

by JB syriac December 10, 2009

offtopic

offtopic is a website where people go and talk shit about anything and everything.

i saw pharmokan get tomashed by bryan boy on offtopic yesterday, it was mad gay son.

by fucefucker November 25, 2007

offtopic (group)

AIDS, Cancer, Syphilis...and all of the disease on this universe
This facebook group is the most popular teen-group in Romania.
GOLDEN RULE : You haven't right to free-speech

Dude..this live on facebook is sooo offtopic (group)

by GramarNazi204 November 17, 2016

bee swarm simulator offtopic

A place where absolutely no one is funny and is just complete hell

"My friend is from bee swarm simulator offtopic and he's SO unfunny!"

by banana farm March 6, 2022

bit offtap

the way you feel after a few hrs of extasy use. towards the end of the high

i was nuttered earlier now im just a bit offtap

by jamie_ledge September 5, 2008

way offtap

Derivative of offtap. So wasted from induced chemicals such as MDMA, MDA, MDE AND 2CI, that there's no other way to describe your current feelings most likely during the peak or the onset of the extasy peak, than to use the term "way". term common to australia

Hows your night going jimmy? Madam doing you well heheh?
Hell yer tim, im way offtap, probably wont need these other 7 tonight, or at least till midday

by jamie_ledge July 18, 2006

Offtopification

Of, or having to do with points being deducted for an academic assignment due to not staying on the assigned topic.

I was suppose to write my essay on border issues and had points deduced for offtopification when I, instead, wrote about polar bears.

by Abraham Genesis II January 30, 2009