is now offline

This phrase is preceded by your name and is used primarily in online chats where you are capable of logging in/out. It is used as a response to an absolutely idiotic comment, where you feel the need to log off on this person. Equivalent of slamming the door in someone's face, the ellipsis ("..."), or actually logging off on them.

Other variations include, but are not limited to:
- ____ has logged off.
- ____ is no longer able to chat.
- ____ has signed out.

Frank: So, doing anything interesting?
Nordman: Collecting sperm by masturbating into a balloon.
Frank: Frank is now offline.

by oo| November 14, 2011

Offline camo

When a person is on "appear offline" but is still talking to people on a chat program, they are using offline camo

I didn't know she was online because she was using offline camo

by The deep &&&&&& February 28, 2009

offlined

To be killed in a MMORPG while offline. Typically, the lowest form of cowardly attack or revenge.

Our team was online and ready. We went to their base, and destroyed everything using rockets and explosive ammo. They were all offline. We stole or destroyed absolutely everything, and offlined them real good!

by ViperGeek April 27, 2021

booted offline

To be offline for a current amount of time

I got booted offline for trash talking

by lv No Oops vl February 1, 2018

offline

Used in business to describe communication outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.

During a conference call: “This discussion doesn't pertain to everyone here, you and I can take it offline.”

by nickadfghjkl February 27, 2009

offline pk

when your rage from playing online video games translates in to real life violence.

my friend corpse camped me in World of Warcraft so i went over to his house and beat the crap out of him. OWNED!

by deluxxe December 21, 2004

offline meeting

Where multiple people engage in conversation about suicide, and plan a meeting where they will commit suicide together.

Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.

Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.

by Shane1223 October 31, 2013