offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

offense by Skelwor August 10, 2009

recreationally offended 

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

recreationally offended by challbruh August 5, 2015

no offense 

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

no offense by C-Mills December 1, 2010

no offense, but 

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive

no offense, but by erection_infection December 19, 2013

Offended 

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.

Offended by blockheadseth December 25, 2016

offended 

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

offended by geekmalone June 24, 2020

Being Offended 

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.

Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.

Being Offended by RytHandedCobra December 12, 2020