horse of a man

Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants

Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man

by Skinny pops July 28, 2017

sack of unwanted horse piss

Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.

Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'

Fuck off! You sack of unwanted horse piss!

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

fuck a horse of somebody

to have a very exciting and/or powerful sexual act with somebody which usually leads to very strong full-body orgasm

Man, I really need to fuck a horse of somebody.
Geez, you totally fucked a horse of me girl.
Yesterday she told me that i fucked a horse of her.

by dur1nko February 11, 2010

Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none”

“Im a bit of a horse of all trades”

“Huh?”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 16, 2025

horse of a thought

A strong, intense thought/s that happens persistently over a long time. It is a reference to the Horse of Thought from Portuguese mythology that symbolizes the power of imagination and thought.

Jacob: What is wrong? You seem distracted.

Kelsey: Sorry. I have been having a horse of a thought over the past few days about what I should do with my life after I graduate college.

by Vanguard 1998 November 11, 2025

direction of the horse

the twelve signs of the Chinese lunar calendar are not only applied to years and hours of the day, but to directions as well. starting with the Rat in the first in line} North and goes clockwise. the Horse is the seventh, which puts in the South.

There's a strong gust of wind coming from the direction of the horse.

by MoonlightMaiden July 28, 2021