OITIA is a medical acronym referring to an orgasm so mind-blowing that it results in a temporary and insufficient blood supply to the brain. Symptoms may include dizziness, disturbance of vision, numbness and toe cramping. Symptoms typically resolve within a six hour period of time, followed by a great night's sleep.
by Malcolm Sparks June 27, 2010
Get the OITIA mug.The basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.)
Example of Odinism at work:
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
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Get the Odioita mug.Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:
by Person (: August 30, 2009
Get the Otitis externa mug.Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.
"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."
by ixnay August 30, 2005
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Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.
Patient: What?
Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!
Patient: What?
Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you
Patient: What?
Patient: What?
Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!
Patient: What?
Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you
Patient: What?
by Lazer81095 March 25, 2009
Get the otitis mug.noun: 1. An audition for a play, TV show, commercial, movie, musical group, or musical at which one is asked to do something peculiar.
2. A strange addition or newcomer to a group, family, company, or organization.
2. A strange addition or newcomer to a group, family, company, or organization.
At the artsy-fartsy film oddition, Cheryl was asked to lie topless on a large bed of salami while men dressed with only socks on their scrotum frolicked about her and made birdlike sounds.
Trying to fit into his new, conservative family, Joe, the left-leaning orphan, felt like an oddition to the group.
Trying to fit into his new, conservative family, Joe, the left-leaning orphan, felt like an oddition to the group.
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