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Oral Pharyngeal Smegma
Opegma is a white, cheesy secretion produced by the mouth and larynx as a result of being intubated during serious illness and/or trauma.
by Malcolm Sparks June 15, 2010
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Orgasmically Induced Transient Ischemic Attack
OITIA is a medical acronym referring to an orgasm so mind-blowing that it results in a temporary and insufficient blood supply to the brain. Symptoms may include dizziness, disturbance of vision, numbness and toe cramping. Symptoms typically resolve within a six hour period of time, followed by a great night's sleep.
by Malcolm Sparks June 24, 2010
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