oneitis

Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.

Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!

by Fuss December 1, 2004

Odett

Odett's are the most beautiful people, flawless skin, beautiful flowing brown hair , and a fat ass that black men love.

#sorrynotsorrysistas

Damn bro, I need an {odett}

by Kiki1231 December 21, 2016

Space Oddity

The career-starting hit song from the late rock legend David Bowie, which tells the story of astronaut Major Tom, who launches off for the moon before being cut off from ground control's communications. A truly beloved song by all who appreciate classic rock, considered by many to be one of David Bowie's greatest songs.

Many people enjoy David Bowie's Space Oddity, which will help uphold his memory for generations to come.

by University of Markov June 27, 2019

odeta

Odetas are special. They are more than your average girl. The best thing about odetas are their eyes, the most beautiful eyes you could see, and they are the most beautiful naturally. Odetas are kind and always put a smile on your face at first sight. Odetas are lively and friendly, and these work together creating something new. Odetas are basically perfect, and finding this in your life is a blessing, Odeta is the one girl that you would love to find, and finding one would be a blessing to your life

Boy 1-You see Odeta?
Boy 2-You mean do i see perfection?

by perfectWisdom December 18, 2013

oddity

to define a thing or person as something more deranged or twisted than the normal term.

You are bizzare, and strange. You are an oddity.

by Season August 24, 2005

oneitis

Mickey Black's definition is fucking retarded.

There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.

I'm suffering from oneitis because I have a massive crush on that one girl who works at that one store.

by Sroek July 8, 2010

oneitis

An unhealthy romantic obsession with a single person. Usually accompanied by un-reciprocated affection and completely unrealistic idealization of the siad person.

John, snap out of your oneitis man. She's not into you.

by _AtoZ_ March 8, 2010