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octomullet

mullet with 8 very carefully made pony tails
well a sighting is rare, but when seen an octomullet is quite amazing and life affirming
by andy tou January 16, 2008
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Loose As Octomom

adj. a description of a vagina that is supposedly wider than that of Nadia Sulaimon (octomom) who has had a shitload of children, including birthing octuplets leaving her with a new level of permanent gape.
Man, I knew you got around, but you loose as octomom.
by define it quick May 10, 2009
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octomom

From one scumbag, 14.


Where my tax dollars are going.

She's a joker, she's a smoker, she's a midnight toker- and she bought it with your money.
by RighteousFight February 27, 2009
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octomom

A being too grotesque for science fiction, whose only objective is to receive collagen shots and reproduce at all costs.
by pops87 November 15, 2009
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Octomom

Nadya Suleman. An unmarried woman who decided to artificially produce 8 babies with assisted reproductive technology. The phenomenon of her surviving octuplets gave rise to her name, the "octomom".
It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's an octomom!
by ohhappydays February 14, 2009
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Octomom

What happened when the now unemployed former James Bond girl Octopussy got pregnant.
Octopussy got pregnant and became Octomom.
by neologlunatic July 13, 2009
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An Octomom

The act of having several children knowing you are unable to provide for them.
Yo, I lost my job but want another baby. I'll just pull an octomom.
by The Incredible Diva March 16, 2009
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