OBT

Obnoxiously Big Tits

1. "There's other fish in the sea, but not all of them have OBT's..." - Ancient Chinese Proverb

2. "Dude, I don't want to see breasts right now. I want to see some OBT's!"

3. "I want that girl to suffocate me with her OBT's... I want her to beat me up with those!"

4. "That girl is really cool... and by really cool I mean she has some OBT's."

by conman91 May 11, 2010

OBT

Obviously Black Trait

A steeotypical traited possessed by members of the African American race

Definitely OBT

by wordson23 July 22, 2011

obt

An acronym for either "Obvious Tastelessness" or "Old but Tasteless" from the old USENET newsgroup Alt.Tasteless used to include tasteless afterthoughts in tasteless posts to provide for additional tastelessness. Used similarly to postscript (P.S.) in personal letters.

On Feb 18, 4:32 pm, Daniel Minge <[e-mail]> wrote:
> In any event canibalism isn't tasteless. It's normal.
> Minge
Note to self: count family pets and relatives before a dinner party at
Minge's place.

Anywho:
"Anyone caught selling human meat faces execution ..."

There goes the government, artificially increasing supply to keep
prices down.

/Roy

ObT: Enjoying a nice can of Chef Boyardee while reading this.

ObT: North Korea must have had the world's best behaved children
during the famine.

ObT: Daughters competing with their mothers for sexual supremecy in
the household, and the winner literally has to cook the loser. Count
the psychoses, sucker ...

ObT: Sending the article to PETA with the caption, "HAPPY NOW????"

by siv_ January 23, 2017

OBT

Acronym for "Off the Beaten Track" email. Refers to one-to-one emails sent from one person to another who usually only communicate via email in group distro lists.

"I got an OBT from Steve today."
"That's weird, why?"
"He asked if I knew anyone in Phoenix who might loan him some money."

by Wolfpig March 11, 2008

OBT

Short form for One Bomb Tom. You call somebody this when people in video games lose a round on purpose to lengthen the game while everyone else wants to end it.

Guy 1: Don't defuse the bomb, I want this game to keep going.
Guy 2: Okay OBT

by VGGuy November 28, 2010

OBT

OBT=Old Black Tax

When someone, or the representation of someone who is black has to work that much harder to be accepted

"I have been on this site for nine months and still people aren't plotting with me I guess it's just OBT again.

by Invisible RPer April 11, 2011

OBT

Among tarantula keepers, OBT stands for Orange Bitey Thing. The scientific name for the notorious OBT is P. Muirinus and they are known for their bright, attractive and varied color morphs, their voracious appetites and for being perhaps the most defensive (not to be confused with prey aggression, which is considered a desired trait for a T to have) tarantula on the market. When the biggest, baddest new world species like the Goliath bird eater just aren’t doing it for you anymore a veteran T keeper might look to the African and southeast Asian species, collectively known as old world Ts. Old world Ts lack venomous hairs to kick at you but have much stronger venom and much nastier temperaments. OBTs are the final art of a T keeper and if you can work with an OBT, there is no spider you can’t work with. Ts have their own personalities just like people and other pets but for a P. Muirinus specimen anything other than being a hyper-defensive, extremely skittish psychopath is an exceptionally well-behaved one.

Guest: “That tarantula is really pretty. Can I hold her?”
T Owner: “You do NOT want to hold that one.”
Guest: “Why not?”
T Owner: “It’s an OBT. Even I wouldn’t dare hold her.”

by Spoderslang September 16, 2021