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observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!
Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."
by JewClaw May 17, 2011
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observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task
It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.
by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010
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observationate

Akin to the verb observe, yet carried out in greater depth.
Man! Did you observe the eclipse of the Moon last night?

Observe it? I observationated it!
by O Exalted One January 10, 2014
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intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
by Icohedric January 20, 2014
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Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!
Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.
by Hooliganway April 22, 2021
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Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.
"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.
by Rich Longley April 30, 2006
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critical observation

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?
by the fuck? October 28, 2013
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