A medical abbreviation meaning "overactive balls syndrome". Symptoms are random surges of anger, frequent screaming, and the urge to kill someone. Generally occurs in someone's teen years.
by Poncho Franzwarez March 9, 2010
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by Alex Lindsay March 27, 2008
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An abbreviation for "obligations," generally used by / in reference to people too lazy to fulfill their obligations (and too lazy to even say the word)
An abbreviation for "obligations," generally used by / in reference to people too lazy to fulfill their obligations (and too lazy to even say the word)
I've been cashing funemployment checks so long that I can't remember what my obs were....or even if I ever had any!
Man, I'd totally hang out with you tonight, but I have a shit-ton of obs to stay at home and not fulfill. I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt of not leaving the time slot open for possibly getting around to doing them...I've at least got to stay home and hate myself for being so useless.
Man, I'd totally hang out with you tonight, but I have a shit-ton of obs to stay at home and not fulfill. I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt of not leaving the time slot open for possibly getting around to doing them...I've at least got to stay home and hate myself for being so useless.
by cheryllayne April 1, 2008
Get the obs mug.Once known as The Order of the Black Sun, now known as the Order of the Bitchy Shits. They especially love getting their forums and sites hacked. oBs is a Star Wars: Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast clan.
by Jedi Gerbil January 2, 2009
Get the oBs mug."Darius Andino" Alternative Hip Hop artist residing in the Northwest and the East Coast. Stands for One Boys Soul, or Obscure.
Hiphophead1 :"That rapper OBS is a real artist, I was listening to his music and half way through the sky filled up with a murder of crows. "
Hiphophead2 : "He's still a lil bitch"
Hiphophead1 : "Is your mom on her way home?"
Hiphophead2 : "Dude, leave my mom alone."
Hiphophead1 : " Im just askin bruh, I wanted to spark this blunt so you can hear this OBS track and understand where im coming from,"
Hiphophead2 ; " Nah shes in cali , light that shit sonny"
*Ignites the Mary
Meanwhile........ Moms back early, While unloading groceries in the kitchen, and catches the ever pungent scent of Gods gift of sativa,
*Knock, Knock, Knock
Hiphophead1 : "huh?"
Hiphophead2 : "wuh?"
Just then, MOM KICKS THE DOOR IN, HER EYES ARE WHITE AS THE SKY, SHE CLUTCHES THE WOMB THAT ONCE HELD THIS DESTROYER THAT IS MAN. FALLS DYING TO THE FLOOR AND MUTTERS OUT HER LAST WORDS....
Mom : "Oh....BeeEs"
Bzzzzz.
Hiphophead2 : "He's still a lil bitch"
Hiphophead1 : "Is your mom on her way home?"
Hiphophead2 : "Dude, leave my mom alone."
Hiphophead1 : " Im just askin bruh, I wanted to spark this blunt so you can hear this OBS track and understand where im coming from,"
Hiphophead2 ; " Nah shes in cali , light that shit sonny"
*Ignites the Mary
Meanwhile........ Moms back early, While unloading groceries in the kitchen, and catches the ever pungent scent of Gods gift of sativa,
*Knock, Knock, Knock
Hiphophead1 : "huh?"
Hiphophead2 : "wuh?"
Just then, MOM KICKS THE DOOR IN, HER EYES ARE WHITE AS THE SKY, SHE CLUTCHES THE WOMB THAT ONCE HELD THIS DESTROYER THAT IS MAN. FALLS DYING TO THE FLOOR AND MUTTERS OUT HER LAST WORDS....
Mom : "Oh....BeeEs"
Bzzzzz.
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Get the obs mug.Stands for Old Balls Syndrome. It's when someone can't perform a function due to old age or general ineptitude.
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