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Oblahblah

Using many words to convey something that lacks substance.
Barack: I believe that we all strive for a nation that works tirelessly to find ways to insure that we may be able to one day feel that what once seemed improbable is now well within reach...

Joe: Oblahblah...
by Splodeyhead February 15, 2008
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Oklahoma car wash

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.
No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006
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Oklahoma Switch

The Oklahoma switch is when something you own breaks that is still sold in stores. You buy a new one, and return your broken one in the new packaging.
-Dude my router broke !
-No worries man just pull an Oklahoma switch.
-Oh yeah good idea!
by Mike Marino February 29, 2008
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Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !
by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009
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oklahomo

I met an Oklahomo the other day.
by Justin October 30, 2003
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oklahoma drill

A drill during a football practice where 2 players lineup, and run at each other. They try and push each other back as far as possible.
I think I’m going to beat Jack in this Oklahoma drill.
by Derb27 May 2, 2019
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Owlaholic

A person who suffers from Owlaholism as defined in the Urban Dictionary.
After months of denying her Owlaholism, Susan finally admitted to herself she was an Owlaholic.
owlaholism owliac {wowl
by Owliac mom March 16, 2011
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