Obidient

A political canvasser and supporter of Peter Obi so he can become president of Nigeria.

Since he became obidient, he has been so active and vocal in the political space.

by Uyihub July 15, 2022

Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

obidient

Alignment, loyalty, or support, for Peter Obi.

I choose to be obidient in the coming general election.

by Deboroy July 9, 2022

O-bedient

The act of being Obedient (emphasis on the O) to Barack Obama and his policies at all costs. The term may be used to describe those in the Obama presidential administration including Eric Holder, Lois Lerner, Jay Carney, etc. as well as many citizens of the political far-left. Also can be used to describe Democratic paid shills during the 2008-2016 time frame, Obamabots/Obots, Obama swooners, and anyone who is completely loyal to Obama, defends him at all costs, and denies any wrongdoing by Obama or the administration. May resort to calling others racists, obstructionists, extremists, etc. if they disagree with any decisions or policies of the Obama administration.

"Why was Jay totally denying the accusations and calling everything phony? The evidence is too damning and even he'll be hurt by it, has he lost his mind?"

"Yes, it's nonsensical. He is just being O-bedient."

by psara October 22, 2013

obedience training

Obedience training is a term for when a bitch makes you pull out and does not let you cum in and/or on her. Then, one must grab her by the hair and rub her nose in it while smacking her on the head, much like you would a dog that has urinated on the carpet.

Because that slut knew my name and wasn't on the pill, i was forced to take her to obedience training.

by Mr. McPersonality November 11, 2010

obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food

En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.

by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010