obe 

Open. Both. Ends.

When your shitting and puking at the same time, normally after food poisoning or a really hard night of drinking.

Oh man, i think i ate some bad sushi, i've been OBE for the last 2 hours.

obe by DrayenUK February 12, 2013

OBE 

Outcomes Based Education. it is a shitty education system which is being phased in to replace TEE in Western Australia, causing uproar amongst teachers and students alike. OBE uses levels to mark achievement instead of percentages and grades, causing great confusion to students and parents.

student A: wtf i got level 5 for my media assignment stfu OBE.

student B: wtf??!

OBE by rubbish October 18, 2006

Obe 

Short for Obama.

Meaning black person. Can be used as a substitution for colored, negro, nigger, porch monkey, jungle bunny, vegetable.

Damn, that obe sure loves fried chicken and watermelon.

Obe by obetastic September 28, 2010

obe 

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

obe by Jaggo March 21, 2004

obe 

a message board full of the coolest people EVER :D yesh we rock. yay for obe!

i love my obeians <3

obe by simon quack June 28, 2004

obe 

Overcome By Events. Used to indicate that something no longer needs to be done due to events outside of your control.

You owe your friend for picking up the lunch tab. Your parents invite him over for supper and then he considers you even. Owing him lunch is now OBE.

obe by T'Couyon September 8, 2016

OBE 

Obligated Bitch Elephant
used to describe overweight and privileged wamen

Yo bro
she is a total OBE

OBE by MalGrarp September 14, 2018