p.o.t.m

poop of the month. a monthy poop in which all intestines and food is completely cleared from your tract.

the runs.

dude, p.o.t.m last night, i lost like 5 pounds.

by 4fg5d46fgs September 4, 2011

D.O.T.M.C.

Dick of the Month Club, A woman that likes a variety of sexual partners belongs to this club.

Gina said "Richard takes good care of me. He's definitely a member of my D.O.T.M.C."

by starbaby237 June 23, 2011

M.T.O.T.M.

My time of the month; for female use when they’re bleeding out their coot coot, their period

Boyfriend: IS YOUR BABY TUNNEL OR HRAVEY FUNNEL BLOODING?!

Girlfriend: My landing strip, it’s M.T.O.T.M.

Boyfriend: Girl that’s more of an abandoned air field.

by EEEJJJMMMMMM November 4, 2019

S.O.T.S.Y.Y.T.S.T.M.

sweetest of the sunflowers yeah your the sun to me

babe, you are the S.O.T.S.Y.Y.T.S.T.M.

by his prettiest problem June 21, 2022

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T

Let Me Eat You Out Till U Cum On My Tounge

Wsp shawty L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T

by Baddie Dj January 8, 2021

M.O.T.R.M.O.

An acronym which stands for "middle of the room make-out." This is an act commonly found at parties and clubs, particularly where alcohol is involved. It is similar to the all-popular D.F.M.O

Man, that couple is pullin' a major M.O.T.R.M.O. over there.

by partyinpartyinyeah April 8, 2011