nutted

The state of being completely intoxicated or high on drugs

John had ten pills & a litre of vodka...he was totally nutted!

"Fucking hell....how much have you had?...You look totally nutted!"

"We had a fucking excellent time last night.......we were absolutely nutted!"

by The Insomnianiac July 8, 2005

nutted

a vehicle that has been bagged and dropped as low as it can possibly go

nutted on twinkies
i nutted my escalade on 24's

by dick bonus July 22, 2003

nutted

Well and truely wasted and/or drunk.

"I was totally nutted last night man!"

by Rekk55 July 18, 2003

Nut Nut

The action of completely submerging ones testicles in peanut butter(creamy or crunchy) then someone gobbles gurgles and wipes clean the nutsack to the point of shine.

My uncle forced me to give him a nut nut the other day

by GregHeffleysNuts February 8, 2021

nut nut

An engulfing ejaculation so powerful that it will not only blow your dickhead off, but it will stretch your dickhole so far that everything dribbles out and you can make hand signs with the excess skin.

Becky: "Ew, why yo dick dribbling?"
Randy: "Cause I just had the biggest nut nut of my life."

by AnalWolfe November 15, 2016

nut nut

having the best possible high and low hands in any split poker game, i.e. Stud 8 or Omaha 8.

Layne! Can you say nut nut?

-Scotty Nguyen

by luxloomis January 15, 2009

Nutting

The act of eating nuts

Teenagers love nutting at the beach :)

by NutInMyEye February 3, 2019