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Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.
I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots
by fartman_ April 2, 2009
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delish nutrish

Adjective
Short for "delicious and nutritious". Used when one eats something that is highly pleasant to the taste, and is nourishing to the body.

This phrase is commonly used throughout Europe and the United States, although in the United States "nutrish delish" is seen too.
P1: "Wow, this green bean casserole is gas, you gotta try some!"
P2: *takes a bite*
"Damnnnn this shit delish nutrish, I'm boutta nut."
by Joshy Pauly November 30, 2021
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nutrider

To advertise/endorse/support something heavily, usually to an irrational extent.

Examples being when people back something so much (style of martial arts, sports team) that they have to bring it up whenever possible and tell everybody how it's the best.
Stop being such a BJJ nutrider.

You nutriders won't accept anyone else's opinions.
by Someone else March 23, 2005
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Nuria

Best looking girl ever. Her class, style and looks are undescriptable. She's the best a man can get.
jc: Nuria is the hottest girl I've ever seen.
damian: I know I wish I was that guy she's dating!
jc: oh man, girls like her are meant to be with super guys like him.
by Jen2874 June 23, 2009
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Nutritionist

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
by MintyLeila September 23, 2005
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nutrage

When you go ballistic over some trivial manner in the way your food has been served to you and you then endanger the lives of other people over it.
Cho Hyun-ah went nutrage for serving her a bag macadamia nuts on a Korean Air flight in a bag instead of on a plate. She then ordered the plane back to the gate and ordered me to disembark.
by wombat100 December 14, 2014
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Jimmy Nutrin

A fucked up Jimmy Neutron. This Jimmy is poorly animated but hilarious. He also loves to bond with Hugh.
Jimmy Nutrin is bonding with Hugh.
by Hooperman December 28, 2016
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