nutrage

When you go ballistic over some trivial manner in the way your food has been served to you and you then endanger the lives of other people over it.

Cho Hyun-ah went nutrage for serving her a bag macadamia nuts on a Korean Air flight in a bag instead of on a plate. She then ordered the plane back to the gate and ordered me to disembark.

by wombat100 December 14, 2014

Nutdragon

A gentleman who has his testicles hanging so low, his knees are higher up on him than the bottom of his balls.

Like a flapdragon but on a man.

I was at the gym today and saw someone with a hefty nutdragon get out of the showers! I swear to god he dragged them things across the floor on his way to his locker.

by WiltMichaels February 7, 2020

Nut rag

A small towel that is used for wiping the post intercourse fluids from the male or female genitalia, breast, face or ass.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

nutbag

someone who is a little bit crazy, a little bit squirrelly

That dude just talked for half an hour straight about flying saucers and their connection to the tabasco sauce industry. What a nutbag!

by roger February 3, 2004

Nut rag

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

nuttragg

Slang term for the piece of cloth, lavatory paper, or other absorbing material used to catch semen after ejaculation following a mans jerkoff session. Can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is an asshole or fucktard.

1st form: "Gross! Tommy left his nuttragg on the couch!"

2nd form: "I swear dude, you are the most worthless nuttragg I know."

by DJ_PsYkiK March 6, 2005