The bareback nutfuck is a sexual position in which a person with two penises penetrates the other person's anus with one of their penises while caressing their nuts with the other.
It can be historically found in Greek mythology if you look hard enough.
It can be historically found in Greek mythology if you look hard enough.
John: "Brooo, went to the pub the other day and this lady gave me a bareback nutfuck. It was sooo good!"
James: "a what"
James: "a what"
by xX_ULTR4_PROL4PSE_Xx February 28, 2025
Get the Bareback nutfuck mug.Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
by VHabb November 23, 2015
Get the nut fuck mug.A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.
This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009
Get the Nutsucker Pussypucker mug.a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.
Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.
That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!
That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!
by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008
Get the nutbucker mug.The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.
by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012
Get the Nutuckles mug.by DripTarts October 13, 2022
Get the nutsuckgamer82 mug.To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.
by IndieSnob November 25, 2006
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