Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.

Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*

by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

nutcut

when employee uses a job offer to extract a large compensation increase from his/her current employer

Alex got another job offer, but is likely going to see if he can nutcut his boss.

by inZane May 23, 2015

nutcuzzi

When a guy gets a warm to hot glass of water and puts his ball sack in it. Then he gets a straw and has someone blow bubbles into the glass of water.

Yo baby can I get a nutcuzzi?" The man asks. "What is that?" The girl replies. "It's like a jacuzzi for yo nuts, but the bubbles come from you blowing into a straw...got it!

by kopafeel August 25, 2010

nutcumentary

a documentary about a dude and the experiences had before, during, and after a vasectomy

did you watch Juan's nutcumentary? it was so graphic!

by juanhf March 24, 2017

NuTumbolocus

When you want to jack off but you forgot your TISSUE and LOTION but jack off anyway

Bro i jack off without lotion or a tissue
Bro! that is what we called NUtUMBOLOCUS
Woah

by flentlcocklweedstermaster69 May 14, 2019

nutcup

magic wicca word used to unlock a woman's longing for the male nutsack; must be said in low voice while engaging in coitus in the bathtub eating nuts (preferably pistachios); often said in couplets to expedite orgasmic nut pleasure

1. "nutcup, baby, nutcup" {thrust, immediate orgasm follows}
2.

by Monkey, Nubbin, and Pooper May 13, 2005