Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
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do-nut puncher A)he fists people
B)they hate viginas (pussys)
do-nut puncher A)he fists people
B)they hate viginas (pussys)
by calan123 April 27, 2010
Get the leather cludded do-nut puncher mug.In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"
by Kawasaki530 February 23, 2014
Get the nut pinch mug.The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts
Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”
Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”
Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze
Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”
Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
Get the Nut pinch mug.The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.
by AD94441 March 14, 2026
Get the Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching mug.A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.
Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.
by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003
Get the nutpunch mug.The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.
by TedKord1 January 17, 2009
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