The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
by Sangelo December 17, 2009
The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.
by Jamesk December 30, 2006
A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.
by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025
A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
by Lothar January 14, 2018