Nut Cracker 

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

Nut Cracker by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Russian Nut Cracker 

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

Russian Nut Cracker by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Allabama nut cracker 

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.

That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself

Allabama nut cracker by Jamesk December 11, 2008

Confederate Nut Cracker 

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

Confederate Nut Cracker by Lothar January 13, 2018

australian nut cracker

tying fire crackers to your balls and igniting them. leading to a a firey and cum-filled explosion

I woke up and smelt smoke?
Dude don't you remember the australian nut cracker you did

australian nut cracker by user2234565 March 25, 2026

cracker jack nut 

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis

"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"

cracker jack nut by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

Nut cracked 

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

Nut cracked by Mevri October 10, 2018