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Nunchucks Special 

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

Hot Karl Nunchucks 

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.
My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

nunchuck master daddy

(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)
My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."

numbchucks 

A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.
numbchucks by Brandon Eldridge February 10, 2005

Coiled snake nunchuck 

An aggressive sexual act in which one partner lies down in a fetal position, similar to a coiled snake, and the other partner brutally penetrates the anal region, similar to the aggressiveness and precision of nunchucks. Not suggested for beginners.(or anyone really)
Dude 1:"The other night I gave my girl the ole coiled snake nunchuck after she made me watch all 4 twilight movies. It was lifechanging bro."

Dude 2: "Sick bro."

crimson nunchuck 

When a guy is going down on a girl who is on her period and she pulls out her tampon and hits him in the face with it.
"What's that on your face?" "I just got a crimson nunchuck!"
crimson nunchuck by tompi October 16, 2008